IronSerif
03-08-2003, 11:45 PM
You want to know what's really awesome? The Smirnoff Ice girls :) They always are a great bunch!
2am stupid stuff of the night:
1st stupid thing-
This is for those people who believe in that witch doctor stuff. You know you always wanted a voodoo doll of your worst enemy and just wanted to do crazy things to it and cause internal pain and suffering etc etc....
Well, here's your chance to do it...But to a computer!!! That's right, you can now have your very own Computer VooDoo (http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=VOOD) thingy. I know I know...you're getting ready to ask, "Hey Iron, WTH do I need one of these?"
And my answer, "I don't know, does it matter?" :)
2nd stupid thing-
Well, you think that's dumb? Pppshh....just you wait. Your night hasn't been complete till you've seen the
Mr. T Soap on a Rope!!! (http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=SOAP) Honestly...I can't think of any words to describe this...I don't know what's worst, this or the computer voodoo thing.
2am funny song of the night:
You know that song by Avril Lavigne, "Complicated" right. Well, did you hear her alternative version of it? Yeah..that's right, she made another version of that song, and it's called Constipated,so click here to listen to it. (http://www.premrad.com/entertainment/comedy/parodies/songs/03-01/song_constipated.mp3) And yes, it is about constipation
2am funny movie of the night:
You just...laugh, when you see this clip. You sorta feel kinda bad for the guy, but it's just hilarious. Anyways,here is a clip (http://www.britenight.com/crazyvids/pages/dlpages/shovelhead.html) of a guy who just gets hit with a shovel :)
2am funny jokes of the night:
1st joke-
70-year old George went for his annual physical and all of his tests
came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George,
everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and
emotionally? Are you at peacewithourself, and do you have a good
relationship with God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the
night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done
*poof* the light goes off." "Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's
incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
"Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great, but I
had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true
that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the
bathroom, and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!
2nd joke-
Two cowboys from Wyoming walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the current cow prices. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it before
2am funny misc. thing of the night:
Well, if you want to lose a few IQ points tonight, just watch this very short clip (http://www.afunny.com/pica1.html) of a pokemon parody. You'll feel dumber and more confused if you watch it....so..just watch it :)
Well that's it. Goodnight everyone!
2am stupid stuff of the night:
1st stupid thing-
This is for those people who believe in that witch doctor stuff. You know you always wanted a voodoo doll of your worst enemy and just wanted to do crazy things to it and cause internal pain and suffering etc etc....
Well, here's your chance to do it...But to a computer!!! That's right, you can now have your very own Computer VooDoo (http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=VOOD) thingy. I know I know...you're getting ready to ask, "Hey Iron, WTH do I need one of these?"
And my answer, "I don't know, does it matter?" :)
2nd stupid thing-
Well, you think that's dumb? Pppshh....just you wait. Your night hasn't been complete till you've seen the
Mr. T Soap on a Rope!!! (http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=SOAP) Honestly...I can't think of any words to describe this...I don't know what's worst, this or the computer voodoo thing.
2am funny song of the night:
You know that song by Avril Lavigne, "Complicated" right. Well, did you hear her alternative version of it? Yeah..that's right, she made another version of that song, and it's called Constipated,so click here to listen to it. (http://www.premrad.com/entertainment/comedy/parodies/songs/03-01/song_constipated.mp3) And yes, it is about constipation
2am funny movie of the night:
You just...laugh, when you see this clip. You sorta feel kinda bad for the guy, but it's just hilarious. Anyways,here is a clip (http://www.britenight.com/crazyvids/pages/dlpages/shovelhead.html) of a guy who just gets hit with a shovel :)
2am funny jokes of the night:
1st joke-
70-year old George went for his annual physical and all of his tests
came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George,
everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and
emotionally? Are you at peacewithourself, and do you have a good
relationship with God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the
night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done
*poof* the light goes off." "Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's
incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
"Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great, but I
had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true
that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the
bathroom, and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!
2nd joke-
Two cowboys from Wyoming walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the current cow prices. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it before
2am funny misc. thing of the night:
Well, if you want to lose a few IQ points tonight, just watch this very short clip (http://www.afunny.com/pica1.html) of a pokemon parody. You'll feel dumber and more confused if you watch it....so..just watch it :)
Well that's it. Goodnight everyone!