IronSerif
03-15-2003, 10:53 PM
Hey, what's going on everyone?!?! Happy St. Patrick's Day weekend!!! Party responsibababababaly...(sp? haha)
Anyways, here's the 2am funny, I worked hard on this one, enjoy!
2am funny pics of the night:
1st pic - So everyone's seen the new gas prices, but a certain gas station has already hiked the prices up higher just to warn us of what we should expect soon (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/3-16-03/gasprice.jpg)
2nd pic - There's no way your ride is faster than mine...especially after I just made it more aerodynamic (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/3-16-03/mycar.jpg). You guys just can't handle it....ppshhh
3rd pic - I don't know why I have a fetish of including something about pikachu every other week or so in these things...haha. Probably cause there's just so much stuff out there about him/it, I just have to post somethin.
Anyway...I guess this is the reason (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/3-16-03/pikachu.jpg) Ash couldn't keep Pikachu in his poke-ball. Is that like, super-pikachu or somethin?
4th pic - Well everyone wants to know what we do with all the kegs after we are done drinking...well we basically turn them into a piece of abstract art (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/3-16-03/kegtree.jpg) . Isn't it beautiful? :)
5th pic -Last pic of the night! Well, we've all had our GI Joe action figures, (Snake Eyes was my favorite :) ) well here is their new brand, Jihad-Joe (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/3-16-03/jihadjoe.jpeg). Even cobra commander could beat this guy up :) (warning, contains langauge)
2am funny flash of the night:
This one is kinda long, but very funny. It's some humor and parody flash of some well known super heroes. Disclaimer: Contains some offensive language, view and listen at your own risk.
But if you are ok with some offensive language, then click here to view the little clip (http://www.jamsandwhich.com/flash/heroes.swf) but I don't know what the title is. lol
2am funny jokes of the night:
Well, since St. Patty's Day is right around the corner, it's time for a lil St. Patty's Day theme :)
1st joke-
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."
2nd joke-
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman, carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
3rd joke-
An American tourist was boasting to an Irishman how advanced the Americans are. "Gee, we've even put a man on the moon." "That's nothing," replied the Irishman,"we're going to put a man on the sun." "Don't be stupid," said the American," "he'll fry before he even gets there." "Oh no, he won't. We're sending him at night."
4th joke-
Paddy and Murphy are driving along a country road in a rather old car. Paddy isn't too sure if the indicator lights are working so he stops the car and asks Murphy to get out the car and check. Murphy gets out and gives Paddy the signal to switch the indicator lights on. Paddy does so and he then asks Murphy if the lights are working. Murphy shouts back " they're working, no they're not, they're working, no they're not"
5th joke(s)-
Q. How do you confuse an Irishman
A. Put him in a round room and ask him to pee in the corner.
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
2am tasteless humor of the night:
Q. What does a redneck call safe sex?
A. Marking the sheep that kick.
Gooodnight everyone!
Anyways, here's the 2am funny, I worked hard on this one, enjoy!
2am funny pics of the night:
1st pic - So everyone's seen the new gas prices, but a certain gas station has already hiked the prices up higher just to warn us of what we should expect soon (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/3-16-03/gasprice.jpg)
2nd pic - There's no way your ride is faster than mine...especially after I just made it more aerodynamic (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/3-16-03/mycar.jpg). You guys just can't handle it....ppshhh
3rd pic - I don't know why I have a fetish of including something about pikachu every other week or so in these things...haha. Probably cause there's just so much stuff out there about him/it, I just have to post somethin.
Anyway...I guess this is the reason (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/3-16-03/pikachu.jpg) Ash couldn't keep Pikachu in his poke-ball. Is that like, super-pikachu or somethin?
4th pic - Well everyone wants to know what we do with all the kegs after we are done drinking...well we basically turn them into a piece of abstract art (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/3-16-03/kegtree.jpg) . Isn't it beautiful? :)
5th pic -Last pic of the night! Well, we've all had our GI Joe action figures, (Snake Eyes was my favorite :) ) well here is their new brand, Jihad-Joe (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/3-16-03/jihadjoe.jpeg). Even cobra commander could beat this guy up :) (warning, contains langauge)
2am funny flash of the night:
This one is kinda long, but very funny. It's some humor and parody flash of some well known super heroes. Disclaimer: Contains some offensive language, view and listen at your own risk.
But if you are ok with some offensive language, then click here to view the little clip (http://www.jamsandwhich.com/flash/heroes.swf) but I don't know what the title is. lol
2am funny jokes of the night:
Well, since St. Patty's Day is right around the corner, it's time for a lil St. Patty's Day theme :)
1st joke-
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."
2nd joke-
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman, carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
3rd joke-
An American tourist was boasting to an Irishman how advanced the Americans are. "Gee, we've even put a man on the moon." "That's nothing," replied the Irishman,"we're going to put a man on the sun." "Don't be stupid," said the American," "he'll fry before he even gets there." "Oh no, he won't. We're sending him at night."
4th joke-
Paddy and Murphy are driving along a country road in a rather old car. Paddy isn't too sure if the indicator lights are working so he stops the car and asks Murphy to get out the car and check. Murphy gets out and gives Paddy the signal to switch the indicator lights on. Paddy does so and he then asks Murphy if the lights are working. Murphy shouts back " they're working, no they're not, they're working, no they're not"
5th joke(s)-
Q. How do you confuse an Irishman
A. Put him in a round room and ask him to pee in the corner.
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
2am tasteless humor of the night:
Q. What does a redneck call safe sex?
A. Marking the sheep that kick.
Gooodnight everyone!