2am funny - Forgot to set my clock forward edition :)

[IronSerif]

So meanwhile, I forgot that we had to set our clocks forward an hour tonight, so if I didn't come home when I did, this would have been posted a lot later than usual :P

Just want to give a big thank you to that someone who reminded me (you know who u are babe, although you should have reminded me sooner!:) )

Anyways, lesson for the night: If you go to a club and are under age and trying to get some drinks...don't go up to the bar and ask for them! Long story short...my friend who is under age got kicked out for being stupid lol! Good job man, we're proud of you :)
Moral of the story: Don't be stupid!

Anyways...enjoy!!

2am funny pics of the night:

1st pic- Sometimes things just don't work out and you can't get the right date on a certain night. When all else fails...sheep are the next best thing :) (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/04-06-03/sheep.jpeg)

2nd pic- Do you ever just wonder what it would be like if Barney met up with the Teletubby things? (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/04-06-03/killbarney.jpg) Ok, well maybe he's not part of the original cast...

3rd pic- Everyone's always looking for that "Familiy" game that just gets everyone together for a nice night of family game time. Well, what better game to play with the family then Spin the Bottle!! (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/04-06-03/spinthebottle.jpeg) "Fun for the whole Family"...lol..that's just sick :-P

4th pic- If anything else, this should be a good reason why Jack Daniel's is not good for you!! (http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze4494h/funny/04-06-03/jack.jpeg). Maybe they sell it in a combo pack with the Spin the Bottle game :P

2am funny movie clips of the night:

1st movie Seeing as the linux community is just growing and growing..I found a parody like the "switching to mac" video clips, but instead this is switching to linux (http://www.ubergeek.tv/switchlinux/) "Linux gives us the power we need to crush all that oppose us" lol!

2nd movie- This is funny. They played the audio clip the radio station dc101 about a month or so ago, and I was just cracking up. And I was very surprised when I found a flash clip of a D & D parody (http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html) that they played on the radio station. At least I think it's funny lol :)

2am funny flash games of the night:

1st game- Ok, my friend wanted me to post this...I don't know why, nor do I know why she found this amusing lol. But I will entertain her by posting theAcne Be Gone: The Game (http://www3.sympatico.ca/spore/wip/Acne.html) . Enjoy :P

2nd game- A little early for Easter, but it's ok! Ever want to know how they make those chocolate easter bunnies? Here is a flash game (http://www.killfrog.com/00/bunny.html) that will allow you to make your very own chocolate easter bunny!

3rd game- Here is a game for all of you hard core flash gamers out there trying to show your skills this late at night. It's a trapshooting flash game (http://www.lifeisajoke.com/flash38_html.htm) that allows you to choose your favorite red neck character, and your target of choice!

And to end the night, might as well throw some misc. action into this stuff!

2am funny misc. stuff of the night:

1st misc. thing- There had to be a time in your life, more than likely it's now, that you've wanted your very own Desktop Pachinko Machine! (http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=PNKO) It's ok...don't get jealous if I get one and you don't....you will just be deprived...

2nd misc. thing- Don't ask me why I'm posting this, cause I'm just as confused as you are...but here is a strange asian kissing toy. (http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=KIST&Category_Code=TOYW) I know you will enjoy it as much as I do...

3rd misc. thing- Ooo lookie at what Iron found....An Application To Be God (http://www.parody-pages.com/application/). I wonder who u would turn this in to?

And finally....

Can someone buy me some of this stuff? (http://www.luminex.it/)
That would be sooo awesome... :)

Goodnight everyone!

[Digital Wanksta]

Dang!! Glad you posted that.. I forgot all about bumping the clocks forward.. *Thinks* Would have been late for several events tomorrow..

Thanks!

[Ioman]

You are supposed to bump them ahead Sunday night, not Saturday night I think.

[Digital Wanksta]

Lol.. That's the question of the day =)

[IronSerif]

lol well my computer clock jsut bumped it ahead a lil bit ago....so it's really the 3:39am funny :)

[Ioman]

haha those videos are great. The Linux one is hilarious. The D&D video is cool, but the voice acting I think was ripped from the PS2 Game Summoner (watch the credits and you will see the video, its freaking hilarious).

[Digital Wanksta]

*looks at clock* Why arn't you jumping?

[ECA]

I liked the last item.
thank god its from italy.
did you see the list of Rep's...
"Arab Gulf countries"
At least we cant be blamed for this one.

[IronSerif]

Originally posted by Ioman
haha those videos are great. The Linux one is hilarious. The D&D video is cool, but the voice acting I think was ripped from the PS2 Game Summoner (watch the credits and you will see the video, its freaking hilarious).

Never played it man...I'm gonna have to try to check out the credits though from one of my friends summoner game. It's a video with the D&D stuff in it?

[IronSerif]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

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A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl he’s met.

“Dad, she’s fantastic. She’s smart, in great shape, and she’s getting her teaching certificate this spring. I’m going to ask her to marry me, but…”

“But what, son?” asks the father.

“She’s a virgin.”

The father scratches his beard and says, “Son, if she ain’t good enough for her own family, she damn sure ain’t good enough for ours.”

[IronSerif]

In bed with her lover after several hours of passionate lovemaking, Brenda's phone rang. She told her lover, who was also her husband's best friend, to be very quiet. As she answered the phone, he listened quietly to her cheerful side of the conversation. "Hello? Oh, hi. Oh, really? Well, that sounds wonderful! I'm so happy for you! Great! Okay, have a good time. Bye!"
She hung up the phone and her lover asked, "Who was that?"

She replied, "That was just my husband, telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

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And just because today sucked...

Signs that you know you've had a bad day:

You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a ''60 minutes'' news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
You wake up and your braces are locked together.
You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
Your paycheck bounces.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your pet rock snaps at you.
Your wife says, ''Good morning, Bill'' and your name is George.