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04-16-2003, 10:29 AM
>>PRICELESS WEDDING .....
>>
>>This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
>>University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
>>
>>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
>>reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
>>crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
>>distances,to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
>>the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
>>providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he
>>said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
>>
>>Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
>>was
>>an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open
>>their respective envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10
>>glossy print of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had
>>gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective
>>to tail them.
>>
>>After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
>>couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F-- you!". Then he
>>turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
>>
>>Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He
>>had
>>the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would
>>have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair,
>>this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His
>>revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
>>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
>>man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>>
>>This guy has balls the size of church bells!!!
>>
>>Do you think if we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out
>>of
>>this?
>>
>>Mebbe smthng on these lines...here it goes!!!
>>
>>Elegant wedding reception for 300 familymembers and
>>friends.....................................$32,00 0.
>>
>>Wedding photographs commemorating the
>>occasion.........................................$ 3,000.
>>
>>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
>>Maui.............................................$ 8,500.
>>
>>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
>>humping the best man..........Priceless.
>>
>>There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's
>>MASTERCARD :)
>>
>>This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
>>University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
>>
>>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
>>reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
>>crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
>>distances,to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
>>the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
>>providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he
>>said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
>>
>>Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
>>was
>>an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open
>>their respective envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10
>>glossy print of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had
>>gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective
>>to tail them.
>>
>>After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
>>couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F-- you!". Then he
>>turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
>>
>>Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He
>>had
>>the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would
>>have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair,
>>this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His
>>revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
>>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
>>man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>>
>>This guy has balls the size of church bells!!!
>>
>>Do you think if we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out
>>of
>>this?
>>
>>Mebbe smthng on these lines...here it goes!!!
>>
>>Elegant wedding reception for 300 familymembers and
>>friends.....................................$32,00 0.
>>
>>Wedding photographs commemorating the
>>occasion.........................................$ 3,000.
>>
>>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
>>Maui.............................................$ 8,500.
>>
>>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
>>humping the best man..........Priceless.
>>
>>There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's
>>MASTERCARD :)