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ECA
10-04-2003, 10:20 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cx/uc/20031005/nq/nq031005.gif


I LIKE IT.
ECA
10-04-2003, 10:22 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cx/uc/20031005/ft/ft031005l.gif


And you think football is good?
What about all the pre-empted stuff. Like Futurama, on Sunday.
ECA
10-04-2003, 11:46 PM
http://www.comics.com/comics/roseisrose/archive/images/roseisrose2003100104555.jpg
ECA
10-04-2003, 11:49 PM
http://www.comics.com/comics/hedge/archive/images/hedge2003100104555.jpg
ECA
10-04-2003, 11:51 PM
http://www.comics.com/comics/committed/archive/images/committed2003100104555.jpg
ECA
10-04-2003, 11:53 PM
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2003100104555.jpg
ECA
10-04-2003, 11:56 PM
http://www.comics.com/comics/janesworld/archive/images/janesworld2003101219704.gif
ECA
10-05-2003, 12:00 AM
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/information/purity.1500a

OK, I will NOT say again, adults ONLY.
1500 Q's.
the sex quiz.
You WILL be offended.
If it can be done, it is probably listed here.
DONT come after me, YOU have been warned.

PS, if you Female and score HIGH, or want to score HIGH. Call me.
ECA
10-05-2003, 12:19 AM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/afp/20031004/od_afp/us_prize_offbeat_031004000055&e=2

NEW prize...


ORGY, China? JAPAN, nono.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/china_japan
dang
10-05-2003, 10:24 AM
LOL. That's some great stuff! The fake nobel prizes were great too.

And I can imagine what that scene was like in China and the mass orgy.. LOL
ECA
10-05-2003, 12:34 PM
http://www.techlabinc.com/tshirts.html
http://www.techlabinc.com/images/t_shirts_WHITETEE_lg.jpg

YES a real company..
ECA
10-05-2003, 12:57 PM
IRON wheres your stuff fro the week???
IronSerif
10-08-2003, 07:30 AM
You Go ECA!!!!! Good job bro :)

Yeah sorry about not posting any stuff all week long, had a busy weekend.

But i love the comic strips man!
IronSerif
10-08-2003, 07:59 AM
Well a buddy of mine in another forum posted some funnies this week. Thanks goes out to him for this material and for covering me as well :)
IronSerif
10-08-2003, 07:59 AM
NEWSLETTER BONUS HEADLINES

Nutritionists reveal French secrets to staying slim despite cheese-rich diet: smaller portion sizes, constantly running at the first hint of danger

Extraordinarily high number of fatalities in French heat wave could have been avoided if air-conditioned movie theaters hadn't been showing "Gigli"

Nearly half of Americans wouldn't vote for Bush again; "of course, more than half didn't vote for him the first time," notes pollster

University of Colorado at Boulder ranked #1 party school; "We've decided to drop the SAT and ACT and just use a student's BAC," explains hard-drinking admissions officer

Heroic dogs enter Canine Hall of Fame, defecate in it

New Orleans attacks absenteeism in schools; will pass out cheap glass beads at end of each class

US marines return to ships off Liberia; "Our work of providing a ridiculously empty gesture has been successfully done," explains Colonel to uninterested media

Penthouse magazine files for Chapter 11; "I never thought this would happen to me..." begins Guccione's court papers

and my personal favorite...

Red wine molecule shown to extend lifespan; grain alcohol molecule shown to extend legspan
IronSerif
10-08-2003, 08:01 AM
Points to Ponder

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping"; now I just "chunky dunk."

The early bird still has to eat worms.

The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.

Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.
IronSerif
10-08-2003, 08:01 AM
Ex-President Clinton was playing golf with some of his buddies. When the day warmed up, Clinton removed his jacket and revealed a pair of panties stuck to his left bicep. No one had the nerve to ask him about it for a while, but eventually one of the group asked, "Mr. President, are you aware that you have a pair of women's panties stuck to your left arm?" Clinton replied, "That's the patch... I'm trying to quit!"
IronSerif
10-08-2003, 08:03 AM
Jim and Edna were patients in a mental hospital. One day Edna was walking near the swimming pool when she saw Jim motionless in the deep end. She jumped in and saved him. The medical director heard of her heroic act and called her to his office. "Edna, I have both good news and bad news. The good news is that because you rationally responded to a crisis situation by saving another patient's life, I have concluded that you are now sound of mind and I'm going to discharge you. The bad news is that Jim hung himself with his bathrobe belt only minutes after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry!"
IronSerif
10-08-2003, 08:08 AM
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....

"Da-ad...."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
IronSerif
10-08-2003, 08:57 AM
This one is kinda rough, but funny non-the-less. So read at your own risk :)


A woman was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying "All of you sons of *****es who want off, get the hell off now....cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your a$$ in the train.....cause we are going down the tracks"

The horrified mother went in and told her son "We do not use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."


Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."
IronSerif
10-08-2003, 08:59 AM
:)
IronSerif
10-08-2003, 09:00 AM
another
Archon
10-08-2003, 11:06 AM
ehehe dogzilla
ECA
10-08-2003, 03:13 PM
OK, this is funny.
I started this thread and I aint getting any emails of posts to the section, or any of the rest i have sub'ed to.
Archon
10-08-2003, 03:18 PM
wha?
ECA
10-08-2003, 05:45 PM
ya, for some reason I had to resubscribe to the threads i wanted to read. Including the ones I started, to get email notification. Fun.
ECA
10-09-2003, 12:26 AM
Shocking...stupid.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=2&u=/nm/20031008/od_nm/odd_canada_shock_dc

Why didnt we think of this. And I think I can do it CHEAPER.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=3&u=/ap/whizzinator

I think its higher.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A30908-2003Oct1.html

up in smoke. needle that drug lord.
http://www.sfbg.com/38/01/x_being_there.html

Fire, FIRE, FIRE!!! HOT DOG..
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=10&u=/ap/dog_fire

And you thought BORING oregon was BAD.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1517&e=14&u=/afp/france_village_offbeat
IronSerif
10-10-2003, 08:19 AM
Now this is a cool game, you guys definitely hafta check it out!

Hangman for Dummies! (http://www.windowlicker.com/03/other/hangman.php?letter=y)
ECA
10-10-2003, 08:44 AM
DUH!!
Funny. NEVER use that one again.
Archon
10-10-2003, 11:26 AM
hey! cool! I won!
ECA
10-10-2003, 02:36 PM
thats a sentance that has at least 1 of every letter of the alphabet.
ECA
10-10-2003, 04:40 PM
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ECA
10-10-2003, 04:41 PM
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