dang
10-23-2003, 01:49 PM
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passed gas and said, "Seven
Points." His wife rolled over and asked, "What in the world was that?" The old man
replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
About five minute later and the old man lets another one and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to
14."
Now the pressure is on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real
hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally poops on the bed.
The wife asked, "What the hell was that?"
The old man replied, "Half time, switch sides."
Points." His wife rolled over and asked, "What in the world was that?" The old man
replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
About five minute later and the old man lets another one and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to
14."
Now the pressure is on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real
hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally poops on the bed.
The wife asked, "What the hell was that?"
The old man replied, "Half time, switch sides."