View Full Version : Funnies: Week of 10-26-03
IronSerif
10-25-2003, 09:59 PM
Ahh I didn't get to see Scary Movie 3 this weekend! Can't believe it, hopefully we can find some time this week to see it. Halloween is right around the corner, woo hoo!! In other news, the Marlins beat the Yankees.
On to the funnies! Enjoy :D
IronSerif
10-25-2003, 10:01 PM
No better way to start the weekly funnies off other than with a flash-based 1st person shooter game!
This is sorta like Counter Strike...but more simplified, and I don't think the targets shoot back.
Still intense though!
Camper-Strike! (http://www.camperstrike.co.uk/)
I quit when I ran out of ammo..haha
IronSerif
10-25-2003, 10:04 PM
We saw the Italian Job again earlier this week, so in honor of the movie, time to play a lil motoring course racing game on the Miniusa website!
This is pretty addicticting actually, I spent like 20 mins playing at work today!
Race those mini coopers! (http://www.miniusa.com/crm/mini_entrance.jsp)
Click on the motoring course racing game at the bottom right.
Chiara, if you're reading, this ones for you :)
IronSerif
10-25-2003, 10:07 PM
So it looks like this web page isn't in English...BUT I'm willing to bet a large amount of money (or at least this pile of pennies in front of me) that somewhere on this page is the word GUNDAM.
Maybe it's just the half dozen pictures of this big gundam thing in someone's back yard.
Check it out!! (http://bitter.swee.to/gundam.html)
Who needs a guard dog when you have one of these things?
IronSerif
10-25-2003, 10:11 PM
So sticking with this Asian theme we have going here, found this lil video clip of what seems to be a game show of some sort? Anyways, it's of a girl with a basket ball, and someone dressed up as her shadow immitating her. Pretty wild.
Click here to view the clip (http://www.donpixel.com/video/?v=030822061503)
I don't know, between this and the Gundam thing I don't know how much more I can handle...
IronSerif
10-25-2003, 10:14 PM
Ladies & Gentlemen, I think we need to take a moment of silence here for a few mins and observe would could be one of the greatest innovative products of our time.
I don't know how to explain it, but I think it deserves the title of "Super Toilet Accessory"
I bring to you...The Washlet C100 (http://www.washlet.com/chloe.asp)
Totally great...
IronSerif
10-25-2003, 10:18 PM
So after all that excitement, I think we need another flash game!
This is pretty cool in your face action game here! This is hard to explain...cause its a cross between some classic arcade games and maybe Hello Kitty?
You're some Hello Kitty looking cartoon character that shoots things...
Can't go wrong with that :)
Play Sky Attack! (http://www.mundowil.com/juegos/sky-attack.html)
IronSerif
10-25-2003, 10:20 PM
Since Halloween is right around the corner, I guess we should throw in some Halloween funnies!
Here are some quick jokes:
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher...
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night...
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes...
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo...
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist...
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos...
What kind of music do ghosts listen to?
Sheet music...
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean...
IronSerif
10-25-2003, 10:22 PM
And one more for tonight!
A little boy is dressed as a pirate captin for Halloween. He knocks on the door of a house and a lady answers.
She says "Well, well little boy, what are you supposed to be?"
He says "I am a pirate captain".
She says "Well--where are your buccaneers?"
He says "Right here under my bucken hat."
ya did the shadow thing before.
the race game is neet, but endurance record is over 16000.
IronSerif
10-25-2003, 10:32 PM
did I post that shadow thing before? was it the same one?? I could have sworn I've never seen it before, lol. Maybe I need more to drink...
http://www.boston.com/ae/media/articles/2003/10/22/controversial_comics_raise_serious_dilemmas/
http://www.bayarea.com/mld/cctimes/news/7082555.htm
IronSerif
10-27-2003, 07:37 AM
A new in-car gadget (http://www.detnews.com/2003/commuting/0310/26/a01-307303.htm) can change red traffic lights to green. Talk about causing some havoc :P
IronSerif
10-27-2003, 09:37 PM
while taking a quick break from studying tonight, I found this lil article about how A fake armored car guard (http://kyw1060.com/news_story_detail.cfm?newsitemid=32941) stole $100,000 from Wal-Mart.
Wish I was smart like that :P
IronSerif
10-29-2003, 08:39 AM
Investing:
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller (the beer, not the stock) one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent
deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program
IronSerif
10-29-2003, 08:41 AM
Top Ten Signs you are too old to be trick or treating:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
balanc eand fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not
wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't
remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a
walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
IronSerif
10-29-2003, 09:00 AM
Here's a list from MSN
Top 10 City Cars (http://cars.msn.co.uk/carnews/top10citycars/Default.asp)
Gotta love the VW Lupo baby!
http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/
Have fun
http://www.microsuck.com/
LOVE THIS...
Little peter was travelling by train one day when suddently the train de-railed, ran down through a forest, past a small lake, back through the forest and back onto the track.
When later a ticket inspector passed through Peter asked "Why did we de-rail?"
"Oh that's because there was an Atari owner standing on the tracks"
"Well why didn't you just run over him?"
"Well we did, but we only caught up to him down by the lake"
IronSerif
10-31-2003, 07:48 AM
hehe nice...
Well since last night was moving night....and we saw lotsa pumpkins smashed everywhere....
check out http://www.extremepumpkins.com/ for some extreme pumpkin carvings!
They have a big'ol photo gallery.
IronSerif
10-31-2003, 07:49 AM
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo...
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin...
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos...
Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
To see if she was his type...
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with...
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi...
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch...
How can you tell when a window is scared?
They get shudders...
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
Toasty ghosty...
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend...
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