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IronSerif
11-01-2003, 11:09 PM
I hope everyone had a greaet Halloween! We sure did, I just hope and pray that no pictures of us in our costumes appear anywhere on the Internet (although it is inevitable).
Also...Happy 21st birthday to one of my closest friends!!!
Anyways I'm completely drained...so on to the funnies!
Enjoy :)
IronSerif
11-01-2003, 11:13 PM
Yes...Halloween is over....but we should dedicate one more post to it!
So first...click here to visit (http://www.pumpkingutter.com/) another crazy/extreme pumpkin carving site with a gallery. Can't go wrong with the yoda pumkin :P
And now, some Halloween rules (keep these in mind for next year!):
=> When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.
=> Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
=> Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
=> If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
=> When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.
=> As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
=> Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.
=> If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, *leave the room immediately if you value your life.*
=> If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
=> Do not take *anything* from the dead.
=> If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
=> Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
=> If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
=> If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.
=> Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
=> If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
=> Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.
And then last...
Other Numbers of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
1 (666) - Area code of the Beast
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
665.9997856 - The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
IronSerif
11-01-2003, 11:17 PM
Check out this lil advertisement clip (http://www.ogvodafone.is/Qbs/uploads/auglysingar/wmp/tofra.htm) from another country. Looks like a vodafone advertisement?
Tune is kinda catchy if you ask me...I'm gonna start doing that with my phone...
IronSerif
11-01-2003, 11:20 PM
Might as well keep the short movie clips going!
If there has been one method for decision making that has proven its reliability and accuracy time after time again...
It has to be the Rock, Paper, and Scissors method!
Now view a clip (http://homepage.mac.com/grahamwalker/.Movies/RPS%20DVD%20Excerpt.mov) of some hard core players...
IronSerif
11-01-2003, 11:23 PM
If I had to choose something that I enjoyed more than creative beer commercials...it would have to be stick figure animation! I don't think you can go wrong with them in anyway!
If you love them as much as I do...then check out A Max Payne Stick Figure Animation! (http://www.stickpage.com/maxpayneplay.html) I need to start my bar entrances like that...
Watch out, has some language in it....
IronSerif
11-01-2003, 11:26 PM
We're gonna go from one extreme to the other here. For those of you who do not enjoy all that wonderful, sweet, precious action...here is something on the softer side.
Here is some flash stuff (http://labs.cromozone.be/pavlov/full.htm) about a dog named Pavlov. He's placed in these experiments of sorts. I really can't explain it. He basically hits this red button in a big'ol white room and stuff happens lol!
It would have been better if he had some guns with a few dramatic moments...
:P
IronSerif
11-01-2003, 11:30 PM
This has gotta be one of the greatest things to give to one of your friends...other than the plastic chicken that lays eggs!
This is a lil stuffed dog (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/ProductDetails.aspx?language=en-GB&product=HUMDOG&category=KITS) that humps your leg!
This would keep at least 8 people I know entertained for an hour.
Also...this site has some other great gadgets/toys that are worth taking a look at. If you guys find something interesting, definitely post it :)
IronSerif
11-01-2003, 11:32 PM
I think it's time we throw a game in here!
This is sort of like a backwards tetris? I think?
Just don't be like me and wait a good 5 mins to realize that nothing is going to fall from the top :P I blame it on the Bacardi :P
Time to play Crash Down! (http://www.miniclip.com/crashdown.htm)
IronSerif
11-01-2003, 11:36 PM
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
IronSerif
11-01-2003, 11:38 PM
I think we should end tonights funnies on an educational note.
What are we gonna learn tonight?
Where your poop goes! (http://www.portlandmercury.com/2002-12-24/feature.html)
What a journey!
eww..that last story is nasty. the maxpayne flash movie was cool
http://www.suddenlysenior.com/Clockcrazy.htm
Cool clock..
IronSerif
11-03-2003, 06:09 PM
Gotta love poop!
My favorite clock is the Olsen Twins countdown clock....haha j/k
IronSerif
11-03-2003, 06:10 PM
Are you sure yous till want an H2?
Archon
11-03-2003, 06:11 PM
gah
Ya, the H2, is a bit of crap.
They took out all the stuff that made it tough, then lightened the frame, and body, to give you another Aluminium Can.
To think they made FOIL with that metal.
http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html
IronSerif
11-04-2003, 07:53 PM
haha I'm gonna hafta take that tomorrow while I'm at work...thats wild :)
IronSerif
11-04-2003, 07:54 PM
Speaking of hummers....
Your hummer isn't as tough as you think!
http://files.funfreepages.com/videos/KilledIT.wmv
IronSerif
11-07-2003, 08:43 AM
YOU KNOW YOU WERE A TEENAGER IN THE 90'S WHEN...
- You knew who Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael and Donatello were.
- You remember the Milli Vanilli scandal.
- You religiously watched 90210, Melrose Place and Twin Peaks.
- You tight-rolled your jeans.
- You wore big hoop earrings.
- You wore virgin bangles (Madonna bangles).
- You thought bellbottoms were horrible and couldn't understand why anyone would've ever worn them.
- Clogs and scrunchies were in.
- You knew how to do the MC Hammer dance and the running man.
- You owned a pair of Apple Pies, Air Jordan’s, Nike Air’s, or Reeboks Pumps.
- You thought "Ice Ice Baby" was the coolest song ever.
- Your fringe was at least 4 inches high, and you thought it looked good.
- You tried to sing along to "Informer", no matter how hard it was.
- A hairdryer and/or Gel was required to set your hair.
- You rolled up the sleeves of your t-shirts, and tucked in the front, letting the back hang out.
- You wore 2 pairs of neon coloured socks
- You wore overalls with only one side connected.
- You had Exclamation or Taboo perfume.
- You remember cartoons like Mask, Thundercats, Maya the bee, She-ra and He-man.
- You had a "slap band" or a pop swatch.
- You wore your sweat pants pulled up to your knees.
- You had a black Debbie Gibson hat.
- You wanted to be just like Paula Abdul.
- You owned the Spin Doctors tape.
- You said, "PSYCH" or "WAY!"
- You saw "Wayne's World" at least 2 times at the cinema.
- You loved the New Kids on the Block and Bros.
- 21 Jump street and Booker.
- You wore jeans pulled up to your navel.
- All of your clothes were "baggy".
- You wore Kepper or stussy.
- You owned a pair of bike shorts, possibly ones with a neon strip down the side.
- You had a boom box, or your stereo was a weird colour like pink or aqua blue.
- You bought tapes or vinyl.
- You never missed the fresh prince or Degrassi junior high.
- You remember when TLC weren't divas, and they dressed like they were in the circus.
- You thought "I'm Too Sexy" was such a cool song.
- You "busted a move" when C&C Music Factory was playing.
- You remember when Mark Wahlberg was part of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
- You owned a silk shirt, which you tucked into your jeans.
- You wore your socks over your tracksuit pants.
- You had jeans in various colours, like green, brown, burgundy and black.
- You had a Greeks/Italians/Serbs/Lebs do it better T-shirt.
- You were addicted to Nintendo.
- You gave the "peace" sign all the time.
- If you were a guy, you had an "undercut" and you parted it down the middle.
- You had a pair of Dr Martens
- You owned at least one Hyper-colour shirt.
- You knew who Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael and Donatello were.
????
They been out sence I was a TEEN. The cartoon was around when I was in 20's. Im 40 NOW. and its STILL HERE.
Dont forget the RPG
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