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brianj
11-03-2003, 11:19 AM
Do fish ever get thirsty?
IronSerif
11-03-2003, 06:08 PM
haha nice :P

way to throw a wrench in the system lol
Ioman
11-03-2003, 06:21 PM
Why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways!?
sinistar
11-03-2003, 08:03 PM
Can fat people go skinny dipping?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?!
(punches self)
Ioman
11-03-2003, 08:30 PM
If 7 Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why do they call them apartments when they are stuck together?
ECA
11-03-2003, 09:45 PM
Why does a ducks bill cost no money?
Archon
11-04-2003, 10:32 AM
you kids having fun?
IronSerif
11-04-2003, 07:51 PM
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

and my favorite:

If we find life on Mars, will it taste like chicken?
brianj
11-04-2003, 09:26 PM
YES! Love it...got the exact response I was looking for. I love the play on words. Thanks all....made my day!
ECA
11-04-2003, 09:42 PM
If you can spell a word and it aint in the dictionary is it REAL?
Who says the dictionary is right. And who wrote the rules.
Archon
11-05-2003, 12:46 PM
ECA, be quiet