Funnies: Week of 11-23-03

[IronSerif]

Whew...Finally get a chance to post the funnies :)

All I have to say is -> College = Blah.

Although the students over at Oregon State University have attempted to break the Guiness Book of Records (http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/11/16/offbeat.largest.pillowfight.ap/index.html) for the largest pillow fight. Usually pillows means pajamas...so I'm sure that has to lead to a heck of an after party ;)

And for those of you who are old enough...a study in London reports on a "direct link between going to the pub and improved verbal and numerical ability (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_835858.html)"
For us Information Systems majors, good verbal communication is necessary in the business world. So that means drinking at the pub is a must!

Enjoy the funnies :)

[IronSerif]

Looks like the Nintendo is offering a Legend of Zelda Bundle going on right now with new purchases of the Gamecube...

But before we even discuss Gamecubes, and N64's, and GBA SP's...we really need to take a look back at the Original Nintendo.


And to reminisce some more, we shall take a look at pics of the 1st Nintendo Commercial (http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/babbage/317/comvault/nintendo1.html)!! I don't even remember that lil robot thing :P

Might as well throw this in here too...

For those of you who do not know of 56k modems...here is what they sound like (http://lazylaces.com/56Kmodem/). And for those of you with 56k connections...you know this sound all too well :)


I might as well throw somethin in here for all you Mac fans ;) That's you too Chiara :P I now bring to you...*shudders*... A 1984 Apple Commercial (http://www.uriah.com/apple-qt/1984.html). I'm going to have nightmares...

[IronSerif]

Big props goes out to my buddy p8ntfreak98 for this one!

I remember when I was in elementary school...we played Dodge Ball, Kick Ball, Tug of War...and even the occassional Hoolahoop (or however you spell it).

For those of you who do not want their children participating in those activies, than I suggest you take a look into North Korean schools...

Why? Because here is a lil quicktime clip (http://robpongi.com/pages/comboNKDANCE.html) of North Korean students performaning an interesting physical education dance.

If they were only introduced to the hoolahoop first...

[IronSerif]

Time for a lil flash fun here....Gotta thank my buddy murf for these :)

And for our opening flash...here's a lil flash of beware of the toads. (http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/swf/blode5.html?) Give ya lil sneak peak...you get to see the Mighty Mzungu (whatever the heck that is).
Gotta love the hard work they put into the animation :P

And for the main flash show of the night!!!

This thing is crazy....I don't know if this has a point to it or not (I don't think I've posted a flash clip that has had a point). But man they put a lot of work into this one :) They even wrote "bling bling" in the clouds!

Sit down and enjoy...Yatta Yatta Yatta?!?!?! (http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta%20(economy).swf)

I never wanted it to end..*sniffle*

[IronSerif]

Big thanks goes out to my friend Angie for sending me this one a lil bit ago. She thinks this is a very educational quiz...to find out which drink you are (http://www.imfanatic.com/whatdrinkareyou.php). And we're not talking about Coke or Pepsi here folks...

[IronSerif]

Being as Thanksgiving is right around the corner, I guess I should post something in honor of the day I gain an additional 10 lbs from turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and the endless hills of dessert.


How to Cook a Thanksgiving Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

[IronSerif]

First...I was HIGHLY considering giving this it's own thread...it's that great :)


Secondly...let me get this out in the open. I love the new n-Gage ADVERTISEMENTS in the magazines. I think they are great. If you haven't seen one yet....then psh.

But really...who has one of these things? If you do, that's cool...but I'm gonna laugh at you :) Why? Because there is a whole web page (http://www.sidetalkin.com/) dedicated to submitted pictures of people holding crazy things up to their head like it was an n-Gage.

This is so hilarious, I could go through these all night long, and I hope everyone else does :)

I'm gonna have to take a picture of me holding my iPod upto my head like it was an n-Gage, or better yet, my VW Jetta.

You gotta love the pics of the guy holding up his burrito to his head and the guy holding a G5 up to his head

[IronSerif]

Ok, I'm done for one night. Have to get back to studying for some Exams, looking at classes for next semester, and going through these N-Gage Parodies. Man...that really made my night. If I see someone stick something besides their head, I'm going to think of an N-Gage.


And for those of you who are still looking for that additional firearm to add to your collection...This would be the perfect Christmas Present for you (http://www.army-technology.com/contractors/machine_guns/corner_shot/corner_shot1.html)


Night everyone :)

[ECA]

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[ECA]

OMFG,
Its a REAL gun.

[IronSerif]

Originally posted by ECA
OMFG,
Its a REAL gun.

lol I know! pure craziness eh?

[senoryoshio]

I don't know if any of yous have seen the song (and video) that inspired the Yatta flash thingy up there. I got it right here, but it's quite disturbing. (mms://media.students.washington.edu/yoshio/Yatta!.wmv)

I use it as torture....

[IronSerif]

Senoryoshio!!!!! Long time no talk bro!!!!!!

I'll view what u posted tomorrow mornin, fuel tank is completely empty...runnin offa steam right now lol

[ECA]

Originally posted by senoryoshio
I don't know if any of yous have seen the song (and video) that inspired the Yatta flash thingy up there. I got it right here, but it's quite disturbing. (mms://media.students.washington.edu/yoshio/Yatta!.wmv)

I use it as torture....

Now if this was Girls, i wouldnt mind so much.

[IronSerif]

Let me give you guys somethin else to think about here...

Thanksgiving in a bottle? (http://www.jonessoda.com/files/turkey.html)

[ECA]

YUCK

[ECA]

http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=Community&str=2964&arch=y

HERE ya go. WHo needs fiction.

[ECA]

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-strange-laws,0,2913994.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines

[ECA]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_841106.html

Stupid? or STUPID?

[senoryoshio]

Originally posted by ECA
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_841106.html

Stupid? or STUPID?
Stupid

[ECA]

I may have a criminal MIND but I am not a criminal.
And I KNOW that was Stupid. REALLY.

[IronSerif]

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play

[IronSerif]

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning
for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his
back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days,
you're gonna fart your guts out!"


One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and
gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs
and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling
to herself.


Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his
morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the
bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that
Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.


She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when
Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You
were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God
and these two fingers I got them back up there again."

[IronSerif]

Top Ten Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but aren't...


10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to
hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at
Thanksgiving but isn't . .

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing
squirts out."

[IronSerif]

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep I
tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -- the dark meat and white, but I
fought the temptation with all of my might.


Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a
snack became infatuation.


So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at
the fridge, full of goodies galore.


I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, pickles and
carrots, beans and tomatoes.


I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, till all of a
sudden, I rose off the ground.


I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky With a
mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie


But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.......
happy eating to all---pass the cranberries, please