techfreak
11-23-2003, 03:18 PM
Question: If you could live forever,
> > would you and why?
> > Answer: "I
> > would not live forever, because we
> should
> > not live forever,
> > because
> > if we were supposed to live forever,
> then
> > we would live
> > forever, but
> > we cannot live forever, which is why I
> > would not live
> > forever,"
> > --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA
> > contest.
> >
> >
> > ``````````````````````````````````
> > "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor
> > starving kids all
> > over the
> > world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd
> > love to be skinny
> > like that,
> > but not with all those flies and death
> > and stuff." --Mariah
> > Carey
> > ````````````
> >
> >
> > "Smoking kills. If you're killed,
> you've
> > lost a very
> > important part
> > of your life," --Brooke Shields, during
> > an interview to
> > become
> > Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking
> > campaign.
> >
> > `````````````````````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "I've never had major knee surgery on
> any
> > other part of my
> > body,"
> > --Winston Bennett, University of
> Kentucky
> > basketball forward.
> >
> > `````````````````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "Outside of the killings, Washington
> has
> > one of the lowest
> > crime
> > rates in
> > the country," --Mayor Marion Barry,
> > Washington, DC.
> > `````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "I'm not going to have some reporters
> > pawing through our
> > papers. We
> > are the president." --Hillary Clinton
> > commenting on the
> > release of
> > subpoenaed documents.
> >
> >
> `````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``
> >
> >
> > "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be
> > kicked to death by a
> > jackass,
> > and I'm just the one to do it," --A
> > congressional candidate
> > in
> > Texas.
> > ````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "Half this game is ninety percent
> > mental." --Philadelphia
> > Phillies
> > manager, Danny Ozark
> > ``````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "It isn't pollution that's harming the
> > environment. It's the
> > impurities in our air and water that
> are
> > doing it." --Al
> > Gore, Vice
> > President
> > ```````````````````
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "I love California. I practically grew
> up
> > in Phoenix." --Dan
> > Quayle
> > ``````````
> >
> >
> > "It's no exaggeration to say that the
> > undecided could go one
> > way or
> > another" --George Bush, US President
> > ``````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves:
> > How much clean air do
> > we
> > need?" --Lee Iacocca
> > ```````````
> >
> >
> > "I was provided with additional input
> > that was radically
> > different
> > from the
> > truth. I assisted in furthering that
> > version." --Colonel
> > Oliver
> > North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
> >
> `````````````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "The word 'genius" isn't applicable in
> > football. A genius is
> > a guy
> > like
> > Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL
> > football quarterback
> > &sports
> > analyst.
> >
> > ````````````````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "We don't necessarily discriminate. We
> > simply exclude certain
> > types
> > of
> > people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
> > Instructor.
> > `````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "If we don't succeed, we run the risk
> of
> > failure." --Bill
> > Clinton,
> > President
> > ``````````````````
> >
> >
> > "We are ready for an unforeseen event
> > that may or may not
> > occur."
> > --Al Gore, VP
> > ``````````
> >
> >
> > "Traditionally, most of Australia's
> > imports come from
> > overseas."
> > --Keppel Enderbery
> > ```````````````
> >
> >
> > "Your food stamps will be stopped
> > effective March 1992
> > because we
> > received notice that you passed away.
> May
> > God bless you. You
> > may
> > reapply if there is a change in your
> > circumstances."
> > --Department of
> > Social Services, Greenville, South
> > Carolina
> >
> > ````````````````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "If somebody has a bad heart, they can
> > plug this jack in at
> > night as
> > they
> > go to bed and it will monitor their
> heart
> > throughout the
> > night. And
> > the
> > next morning, when they wake up dead,
> > there'll be a record."
> > --Mark
> > S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
> > would you and why?
> > Answer: "I
> > would not live forever, because we
> should
> > not live forever,
> > because
> > if we were supposed to live forever,
> then
> > we would live
> > forever, but
> > we cannot live forever, which is why I
> > would not live
> > forever,"
> > --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA
> > contest.
> >
> >
> > ``````````````````````````````````
> > "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor
> > starving kids all
> > over the
> > world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd
> > love to be skinny
> > like that,
> > but not with all those flies and death
> > and stuff." --Mariah
> > Carey
> > ````````````
> >
> >
> > "Smoking kills. If you're killed,
> you've
> > lost a very
> > important part
> > of your life," --Brooke Shields, during
> > an interview to
> > become
> > Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking
> > campaign.
> >
> > `````````````````````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "I've never had major knee surgery on
> any
> > other part of my
> > body,"
> > --Winston Bennett, University of
> Kentucky
> > basketball forward.
> >
> > `````````````````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "Outside of the killings, Washington
> has
> > one of the lowest
> > crime
> > rates in
> > the country," --Mayor Marion Barry,
> > Washington, DC.
> > `````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "I'm not going to have some reporters
> > pawing through our
> > papers. We
> > are the president." --Hillary Clinton
> > commenting on the
> > release of
> > subpoenaed documents.
> >
> >
> `````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``
> >
> >
> > "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be
> > kicked to death by a
> > jackass,
> > and I'm just the one to do it," --A
> > congressional candidate
> > in
> > Texas.
> > ````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "Half this game is ninety percent
> > mental." --Philadelphia
> > Phillies
> > manager, Danny Ozark
> > ``````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "It isn't pollution that's harming the
> > environment. It's the
> > impurities in our air and water that
> are
> > doing it." --Al
> > Gore, Vice
> > President
> > ```````````````````
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "I love California. I practically grew
> up
> > in Phoenix." --Dan
> > Quayle
> > ``````````
> >
> >
> > "It's no exaggeration to say that the
> > undecided could go one
> > way or
> > another" --George Bush, US President
> > ``````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves:
> > How much clean air do
> > we
> > need?" --Lee Iacocca
> > ```````````
> >
> >
> > "I was provided with additional input
> > that was radically
> > different
> > from the
> > truth. I assisted in furthering that
> > version." --Colonel
> > Oliver
> > North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
> >
> `````````````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "The word 'genius" isn't applicable in
> > football. A genius is
> > a guy
> > like
> > Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL
> > football quarterback
> > &sports
> > analyst.
> >
> > ````````````````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "We don't necessarily discriminate. We
> > simply exclude certain
> > types
> > of
> > people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
> > Instructor.
> > `````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "If we don't succeed, we run the risk
> of
> > failure." --Bill
> > Clinton,
> > President
> > ``````````````````
> >
> >
> > "We are ready for an unforeseen event
> > that may or may not
> > occur."
> > --Al Gore, VP
> > ``````````
> >
> >
> > "Traditionally, most of Australia's
> > imports come from
> > overseas."
> > --Keppel Enderbery
> > ```````````````
> >
> >
> > "Your food stamps will be stopped
> > effective March 1992
> > because we
> > received notice that you passed away.
> May
> > God bless you. You
> > may
> > reapply if there is a change in your
> > circumstances."
> > --Department of
> > Social Services, Greenville, South
> > Carolina
> >
> > ````````````````````````````````````````````
> >
> >
> > "If somebody has a bad heart, they can
> > plug this jack in at
> > night as
> > they
> > go to bed and it will monitor their
> heart
> > throughout the
> > night. And
> > the
> > next morning, when they wake up dead,
> > there'll be a record."
> > --Mark
> > S. Fowler, FCC Chairman