Laughs 12-07-03

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A physician claims these are actual comments from
patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where
no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that
my head is not, in fact, up there?"

[mikeywalnutz]

I like 11.

[IronSerif]

lol 6 & 7 :)

[ECA]

MORE:

Patient:
Awwwwwwwww......
Dotor:
What are you doing?
Patient:
Trying to see if the light goes all the way through.


Hey Doc, is that your finger in my mouth?

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[ECA]

Am only sending this one because we aren't blonds. Well, today anyway. LOL
Love,
Lola


A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust
and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she
decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me.
I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose
my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God,
please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm
going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again,she
prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my
house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for
help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win
the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The
blonde is overwh elmed by the Voice of God Himself...
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"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."