Funnies: Week of 12-28-03

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Well New Years is right around the corner, so I'm expecting to hear many New Years Eve Party stories! Just a couple tips for New Years Eve Parties, and parties in general...

If you have a fun bunch of friends that you are going to hang out with, definitely get the game called "Cranium". It's for 4+ players, and it's just plain awesome! The box says it takes about 1 hour to complete, but depending on how wild and fun your group is, it will probably take up to 2 hours :) This is a game for everybody.

Also, if you have a gamecube...rent/buy Mario Kart Double Dash!! I think you can play up to 4 players (8 with multiple game cubes), but that's a heck of a party game! Lotsa fun.

Anyways I only had a couple mins to put this together, so I'll try to post more stuff throughout the week :)

Now time for the funnies! Sit back, relax, and Enjoy :D

[IronSerif]

Hehe..well it's almost 2am in the morning...and what better way to spend it then visiting a Scratch N' Sniff Website!! (http://www.saltaire.demon.co.uk/sniff.html)

Yes...a real scratch N' sniff website...Enjoy ;)

[IronSerif]

Well this really isn't anything close to Mario Kart Double Dash...but it will get ya through the night ;)

Click here to play (http://juniorsenior.com/game.htm) the Junior Senior game! I really don't know what this has to do with the actual group...but, that's what it's called. You run around with a squirrel and collect TNT and shoot the bad guys...?

And if you stll want more game time....then check out the webs smallest pac-man game! (http://www.guimp.com/pacman_flash.html)

Yeah...like I can actually see what I'm doing haha

[IronSerif]

I know all of you wanted to know...

Exactly what badgers eat and don't eat (http://whatbadgerseat.com/) I'm sure this stuff could pop up in trivial pursuit or somethin :P Even has a lil flash to go with it lol.

And just as random...

Take the Militant Feminist Quiz! (http://www.spacefem.com/quiz.shtml)

Don't ask me why though...


Hmm....Homestar Runner Fan? Why not pick up a costume?!?! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2961962471&category=50344)

[IronSerif]

Hehe I think I got this in an email earlier this month...I think it worked when I tried it :P

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week
that you would like to have dinner out. (try for more than once but less
than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (Just because)

4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator.................


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753.... If you haven't, add 1752..........


6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number ...



The first digit of this was your original number >(How many times you want to eat out each week.)

The next two numbers are...


YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)


>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK,

[IronSerif]

Here's a lil collection of jokes for tonight :)



A blonde walks into a library, goes up to the front desk, and says, "I'm here to see the doctor."

"this is a library, dearie," says the elderly librarian.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm here to see the doctor," whispers the blonde.




A married couple is walking past their neighbors' house. "John and Sarah are so loving toward eachother," says the wife. "Every time he sees her, he gives her a big kiss...unlike someone I know."

"Hey, I"d love to," says the husband. "But I don't really know her that well."




A woman asks her husband, "Do you love me only because my father died and left me a fortune?"

"Of course not," he says. "I'd love you no matter who left you the money."



A father is passing by his son's college late one night on a business trip and decides to stop in for a visit. Arriving at what he thinks is the fraternity house, he knocks on the front door.

"Whaddaya want?" a voice calls down from the second floor.

"Does Jimmy Duncan live here?" the father calls up.

"Yup," replies the voice. "just leave him on the porch as usual."

[IronSerif]

Alright I'm tired so I'm done for one night...

But I will leave you all with this...

Remember a month ago I/someone posted a link for "Turkey in a bottle"? Well now I bring to you bottled beef, chicken, liver and bacon flavored water (http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/12/02/offbeat.australia.dog.ap/index.html)...FOR YOUR DOGS!!

Scared of ghosts? Me too....shhh, don't tell anyone! But it looksl ike they caught a ghost on camera (http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/12/19/hampton.ghost.ap/index.html) in a Palace over in England. I know a certain IronSerif that will be sleeping with a nitelite on tonight!

Goodnight everyone :)

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Here it is.

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again?

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HOw about HAND ART........

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These are cool.

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Awesome..

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how about that costume you didnt WANT seen...

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Cats, painted...

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Dont look.. What some do to there cats...

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