IronSerif
08-02-2004, 08:43 AM
Well I usually don't throw in a cheap ad more than once...but I gotta help my buddy out :)
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Anyways, most of you know that there is a contest for a pair of retractable earbuds going on. All you have to do is post a joke, and the top 5 jokes win!
Really easy to do, especially with the jokes I"ve seen posted before on our site! And if you're feeling really cheap, just do a search for one of the joke/funnies threads and use one from there lol omg:
Anyways, check out the contest and win a pair of these suckers!
http://www.abfnet.com/modules.php?name=News&file=showarticle&threadid=22143
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So now, it's joke time!
Four blonds come into a bar, obviously very happy about something. They order rounds and when they arrive they hold the glasses up and yell,"Fifty-one days!" then they chug the drinks down, laughing and smiling.
They order another round and when they arrive, they do the same thing, clink their glasss together, chug the drinks and yell, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" The bartender gets the nod for another round and with his curiosity peaking, he delivers them and asks about their celebration.
One blond says," We did something that nobody else can do! We all got together and worked hard and put a jigsaw puzzle together in just 51 days!"
The bartender asks, "So, what's so special about that?" The blond replied, "Because, Stupid, the box said 2 to 4 years and WE did it in just 51 days!"
Have a good one guys!
Start Ad
Anyways, most of you know that there is a contest for a pair of retractable earbuds going on. All you have to do is post a joke, and the top 5 jokes win!
Really easy to do, especially with the jokes I"ve seen posted before on our site! And if you're feeling really cheap, just do a search for one of the joke/funnies threads and use one from there lol omg:
Anyways, check out the contest and win a pair of these suckers!
http://www.abfnet.com/modules.php?name=News&file=showarticle&threadid=22143
End Ad
So now, it's joke time!
Four blonds come into a bar, obviously very happy about something. They order rounds and when they arrive they hold the glasses up and yell,"Fifty-one days!" then they chug the drinks down, laughing and smiling.
They order another round and when they arrive, they do the same thing, clink their glasss together, chug the drinks and yell, "Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!" The bartender gets the nod for another round and with his curiosity peaking, he delivers them and asks about their celebration.
One blond says," We did something that nobody else can do! We all got together and worked hard and put a jigsaw puzzle together in just 51 days!"
The bartender asks, "So, what's so special about that?" The blond replied, "Because, Stupid, the box said 2 to 4 years and WE did it in just 51 days!"
Have a good one guys!