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llbbl
01-31-2005, 10:50 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/quotes

What is your favorite??

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
Archon
02-01-2005, 12:07 AM
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day
dang
02-01-2005, 09:48 AM
My lips hurt
Archon
02-01-2005, 10:29 AM
You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff
Ioman
02-01-2005, 10:37 AM
I havent eaten anything all day! - When the guy asks for his tater tots in class hehe. Not sure why I remember that part.
senoryoshio
02-01-2005, 10:40 AM
Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!
Ioman
02-01-2005, 10:48 AM
Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

OMG I almost fell out of my chair! That was a good quote.
llbbl
02-01-2005, 11:43 AM
Sweeeet

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
dang
02-01-2005, 01:24 PM
Can't forget: "Lucky"

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?
ModestMouse13
02-01-2005, 07:02 PM
Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Napoleon]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
Archon
02-02-2005, 12:17 AM
Gosh!
llbbl
02-03-2005, 03:22 PM
oops spelled napoleon wrong .. Gosh!
llbbl
04-20-2005, 08:10 AM
vote for pedro shirts have become popular.
llbbl
07-14-2005, 11:31 PM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php

ownage
llbbl
07-14-2005, 11:46 PM
double ownage.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/napoleon