Yo Mama!

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Woooo April already! Where has the time gone? And today in statistics class we have a quiz on hypergeometric probability distribution or something...so I had to bust out my graphing calculator. Haven't used this thing in ages, but I need it, cause it'd be pain sitting there doing all of the factorials by hand lol!

So I've also been playing the hell out of that Phantom Dust game. Put a good 23 hrs into it so far and I almost beat it...so now I can finally compete on Xbox live with a fighting chance haha. I'll still get creamed :P

So moving on...Joke time! Someone suggested that I post some Yo Moma jokes since I haven't done that in awhile...so tada!!

Oh and P.S. to Mama's: Please do not be offended by these, I love you mama's dearly! Enjoy :D




Yo mama's so ugly she makes the dump look good

yo mama so stupid she thougt a elervator was a mobile home

Yo mama is like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.

Yo mama is like a lemonade stand... 10 cents a squeeze!

Yo mama is so ugly the freak show rejected her.

Yo moma so fat that when she went to Egypt, she thought the pyramids were sand castles

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the sofa!

(I never heard this one before)
yo mama is so stupid she thought that taco bell was a mexican phone company

Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.

yo mamma is so poor when she goes to KFC she licks everybody elses fingers

Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

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And the second round...


yo mama so stupid she got stung by a dead bee

Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.

Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is rockie road.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so stupid she gets lost in thought.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up

Yo mamma's so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, they said "no professionals."


Alright crew, time to veg out in Archaeology class for a bit. Have a great April Fools day and enjoy the upcoming weekend! The drive-in is re-opening up this weekend so I think I might hafta fit that in :D Peace out!

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Yo mama so fat she has to use hoola hoops to keep her socks up
Yo mama so fat they had to take her year book picture from a helicopter