Jokes!

[IronSerif]

A punk rocker gets on the bus with green,
yellow, purple and orange hair. An old
guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and
the punk says : What's the matter, old man,
didn't you ever do anything wild in your
life? And the old man says : Yeah, one
time I screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you
were my kid.

[IronSerif]

As wrong as this is...for some odd reason I find it hilarious :P


A farmer in Arkansas and his wife are laying in bed one evening. She is
knitting. He is reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.

Suddenly, he looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that
humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh, yeah? Prove it."

He frowns for a moment, then says, "OK." He then gets up and walks
out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

About half an hour later he returns, all tired and sweaty. "Well," he
says, "I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig
squealed, it's hard to tell."

...

[IronSerif]

Q: What did Nerd Pirates do in high school?



A: Run the projectarrrrrgghhh





Q: Why did God create alcohol?



A: So ugly people would have a chance to have sex!



And last one...



Q: what is bruce lee's favorite drink?





A: WATAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

lol how great is that. Come'on...you know you laughed :P

Alright crew I guess I should be heading to work to make some of that bling bling so I can get one of those ultra cool LED Belts. *silence*

Hehe have an awesome friday and go see "The Amityville Horror" this weekend! I know I'll be there!

[senoryoshio]

An LED belt?

[Ioman]

I loved that Parott joke. The farmer one was funny, but disgusting!

So Ironserif, I have to ask. You sure the pig squealed? hehe

[IronSerif]

An LED belt?


All you brotha!

http://www.icedoutgear.com/BB58.php


I loved that Parott joke. The farmer one was funny, but disgusting!

So Ironserif, I have to ask. You sure the pig squealed? hehe


haha how did I know out of everyone here that you'd ask me that lol :eww

[senoryoshio]

All you brotha!

http://www.icedoutgear.com/BB58.php

I went there and said to myself "But do they have pimp cups?" And lo, there it was on the nav bar. Obviously the next iteration is the LED Pimp Cup, I was shocked that they did not.

[brianj]

I reiiterate...I MUST be getting old....I mean, cmon. Who actually would be this stuff? :rotfl

(I did kinda eyeball the dogtags, though :P !)

[ECA]

I told that first joke to a family i know...
should of heard them all LAUGH...

[IronSerif]

I went there and said to myself "But do they have pimp cups?" And lo, there it was on the nav bar. Obviously the next iteration is the LED Pimp Cup, I was shocked that they did not.

lol! how funny is that :P

I didn't even see them there at first