What is Bill Really Saying?

[llbbl]

Ok here is the game. You have to come up with commentary on what Bill is talking about in the following picture.

Here I will start you out.

"First you take the cow's udder in this hand and grip it like so then you want to pinch it to get the milk out."

[brianj]

"All I want is this much power in the universe....and shrink it till it fits in my hand...er...and then make it REALLY inefficient....is that too much to ask"

[ECA]

In this hand, You WANt this much power...
But you only NEED this much power...
and I get the rest...
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First you put your hand Like this...
then you make a ring like THIS...
then you slide it up and down....
and wiggle/carress with the other hand....
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[Archon]

with windows server 2003, you'll be able to catch a fish thats thiiis big

[ECA]

Officer,
the bag only had this much in it...

[Forsaken]

"What my proctologist did me today is what I plan on doing to humanity later"

[ECA]

in my right hand is the Security you THINK you got..
In my LEFt had is the security you GOT..

[dang]

I love hotdogs with this much sauce.

[dang]

This is the newest shadow puppet i've learned... the moose.

[Forsaken]

Didja hear the one about the german pope, the jew and the pollack? they walk into a bar and....

[starples]

"Competition? You grab them by the balls and then hand them a stack of money."

[Ioman]

"Competition? You grab them by the balls and then hand them a stack of money."

LOL I like this one the best, it definately sounds like something Bush would say.

[llbbl]

yea that one was a good eheh!

[llbbl]

ok who wants to photoshop a chickenhead on this picture of Bill? doesn't he look really skinny ??

[ECA]

ooo, competition, Awwww, sooooo....