This weekends jokes...

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13 more days until graduation!! You guys ready for finals? Luckily I kept a 90% average in my Archaeology class, so I was able to skip that final ;) But, I do have my statistics final next Friday, that's going to be a beast :P

I know a lot of you guys are still in school, so hopefully that's coming along well for ya's and hopefully your exams won't be too bad.

So as usual, before I head out for work...Joke time! Enjoy :D




An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.

The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted fixed.

Many of the people were elderly so they were covering their eyes and hearts. Then the preacher said "Ok now for you at home put your hand on the part of your body you want fixed and say this prayer with me."

So the little old lady put her hand on her heart, because she had a very bad heart. And the little old man put his hands on his crotch.

The little old lady turned to her husband and said "He said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!"

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And last one...


A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.

He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.

He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.

"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."

"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly...
"My butthole itches, and I can't scratch it!"

:doh

Well looks like it's that time of the day again...off to work! (I really don't feel like doing anything today tho lol) I hope everyone enjoys their friday and have a great weekend. Maybe I'll get a chance to take it easy and hit up some Guild wars over the weekend ;)

Peace out guys, and stay outta trouble :P





An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.

The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted fixed.

Many of the people were elderly so they were covering their eyes and hearts. Then the preacher said "Ok now for you at home put your hand on the part of your body you want fixed and say this prayer with me."

So the little old lady put her hand on her heart, because she had a very bad heart. And the little old man put his hands on his crotch.

The little old lady turned to her husband and said "He said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!"[/QUOTE]