Jokes for June!

[IronSerif]

Well we got a rainy day in Baltimore today. Pretty quiet week this week, so nothing

new to report on. Although I will be packing for a small vacation after I get out

of work tonight so thats something to look forward too ;)

Gonna go to Ocean City with all those graduating seniors...hopefully I make it back

in one piece :P So before I head out for work...Joke time! Enjoy :D



One day, when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written

the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned to the class, scanned the boys and

girls, looking for the guilty face. Finding not a guilty face in the bunch, she

quickly erased the blackboard and began her class.

The next day, the teacher went into the classroom and noticed, in larger letters

this time, the word "penis" scrolled on the blackboard. Again, she looked around the

classroom in vain for the culprit, but found none. And so, the teacher erased the

blackboard and proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, the teacher went into the classroom and found the

same word written on the blackboard, each day, scrolled larger than the previous

day.

Finally, one day, the teacher walked into the classroom expecting to be greeted by

the same word on the board. Instead, she found scrolled on the blackboard:

"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
omg:

[IronSerif]

And last one...

Twin sisters were turning one hundred years old and the editor of a paper told a

photographer to take pictures of these 100 year old twin buddies.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. The

photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT

DID HE SAY?" He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."

So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to

focus a little," said the photographer.

Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin the deaf

twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"


haha alright crew I'm outta here for a bit. I'll try to stop back in later if we're

not too busy at work or inbetween packing. You guys have a great weekend and don't

tear the place up too much while I'm gone ok? :P

Peace out!