cute...funny

[Ioman]

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
in the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall
asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and awakens the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea", she replies, "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"WOW, okay. That's a great idea! " he says.

"Good", she replies, "Get your own blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

[VeX]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Yup, that's marriage alright!

[ECA]

and he had to make the stinky ones..

[Sunny]

Hehe I love that one....

[ECA]

The Cowboy Baptist
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A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer
and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three
more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes
flat after I draw it so it would taste better if you bought just
one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is
in Australia, the other is in Dublin and I'm in Texas. When we
all left Wyoming, we promised that we'd drink this way to
remember the days we were together. So I drink one for each of
my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it
there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always
drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in
turn.

One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs!

All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes
back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns
and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains...

"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and
obviously I had to quit drinking.


Hasn't affected my brothers though."

[Precious]

definately cute and funny! Now back to the daily grind.

[ModestMouse13]

lol...thats hillarous.