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IronSerif
06-17-2005, 11:48 AM
Well I'm back from vacation, and it looks like you guys kept this place in one piece...sorta

Nothing fun to report on, but my dad was admitted into the hospital this tuesday. As some of you know, he is blind and diabetic. Over the past few weeks he has had an infection in his toe and we are guessing it was from the diabeties, but we're not 100% sure. So anyways the best solution was to have that toe amputated before the infection spread, and that was the decision the family made.

Well as of today he is recovering from the surgey just fine but now his kidney is not functioning properly, they said less than 20%. So he is having major problems releasing the toxins that are in his body. And they've been constantly monitoring him and performing tests and what not.

So that's a mini update in a nut shell about what's going on in my life right now. Didn't mean to bring my problems to you guys; I'm usually not the kind to spill out all of my personal and family issues publicly or someone who requries expressions of sorrow or grief from others. I just needed to vent out a little bit.

Time to move on to more happier things, Joke time! Enjoy guys


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IronSerif
06-17-2005, 11:48 AM
This one had me rolling...


A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.

The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes,Preacher. I sure am."

The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not Reverend."

The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher..."Are you sure this is where he fell in?"


Alright guys, time to continue the job search and try to be a little productive at work today Hope you guys have a great weekend and Happy Early Fathers day to all the dads out there. Kids, no matter how you have turned out, don't forget to thank your dad this weekend lol!

Peace out crew, take care