2am funny err..3am funny!!

[IronSerif]

Ahh, finally home and tired as anything...but still wanted to try to post something for you guys

Funny story real quick....I had a few pictures that I wanted to use for a post, and I thought I knew where I put'em. So I had this thing already written up and ready to post, but without any pics. But right before I was getting ready to post this, I was browsing my playlist folder, seeing what I wanted to jam too. And *Bam*...there were the pics...in my playlist folder. I couldn't even tell you why I saved them there...I could have sworn I saved'em in the usual funny picture folder. Oh well...I thought it was funny..specially 3am in the morning.

So anyways, enjoy!!

2am funny pics of the night:

1st pic - Lord, please forgive me on this one, I just couldn't help it. Maybe it's the alcohol, maybe it's just the lateness in the night..but this picture of a nun just leaves the mind wonder what she is looking at...maybe...porn?

2nd pic - What's your favorite brand of toothepaste? Colgate? After viewing this pic it might no longer be...haha

3rd pic - For some reason, I thought about me when I saw this picture. Look very close at the picture...come on..I know it's late...but look close...

2am funny flash animation of the night:

You know which commercials put a smile on my face? Those macintosh commercials. You know what I'm talking about..."Hi...my name is Judy and I just bought a Mac and it's so pretty" blah blah blah....

Ever wonder what it would be like if Anakin Skywalker made a commercial like that about switching to the dark side? Well check out this flash animation!

2am funny jokes of the night:

1st joke-
A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

2nd joke-

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.

Then a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing on the porch. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"

"No, get lost! It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

And the drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."

3rd joke-

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."


Well that's it everyone! Goodnight

[Ioman]

That newspaper picture is freaking hilarious!! Man he is tretching hard to pinch her nips too. She is all looking down too like WTF!? LMAO

[IronSerif]

lol I know man...I love it!

Well, on another board, there was a popular request for a game, so I'm gonna give everyone a game

Basically, this is a continuation of the "Wrath" game I posted last week, where you shoot lighting bolts down at your subjects. This one gets a lil more invovled, and also get other "weapons of destruction".

It will definately keep you entertained...enjoy

Wrath II Flash Game

[llbbl]

I made it to the thrid level and then i got bored. They sure upgraded it tho. Much better .. Gotta kill the guy who says I [heart]Bush. I like bush, just not the one that is president.

[Ioman]

Originally posted by IronSerif
lol I know man...I love it!

Well, on another board, there was a popular request for a game, so I'm gonna give everyone a game

Basically, this is a continuation of the "Wrath" game I posted last week, where you shoot lighting bolts down at your subjects. This one gets a lil more invovled, and also get other "weapons of destruction".

It will definately keep you entertained...enjoy

Wrath II Flash Game

Forsaken posted this in the off topics section as well. It was funny for the first minute then got too boring.

[IronSerif]

I know he posted the first version of it, but did he post the second version?

This one gets a lil more in depth, did ya check it out?

[senoryoshio]

So in that newpaper pic, why exactly do you think about yourself Iron? Are you always drunk, feeling up unsuspecting women, or being felt up by pervy men? So which is it? hehe

[IronSerif]

lol! I guess it goes both ways ya know...give a lil to get a lil right

Oh I mean...I have no idea what you're talking about senoryoshio

haha